April 2011
19 posts
RT @LanaGay: The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We’re All Going To Miss Almost Everything
http://ow.ly/4DUI7
I want to generate a word cloud of my tweets just to see how big “fuck” is.
After leaving computer unattended, my recent search history is now “recipe 24 eggs” “what are capers” and “apple bong.” I love my friends.
FUCK YOU NATURE
Zipped across town to catch tail end of epic dance party @GOBBLEGBL at Kapisanan crowd was super duper keen and sound was great.
RT @ChrisRRegan: The Atlas Shrugged movie opens today. I think there’s going to be a lot of cutting in line.
RAM-Upgraded (And It Feels So Good) #NerdAnthem #PeachesandHerb
I see a LOT of shows & @sean_rowe @thedakotatavern was jaw-dropping. I’ve gone from fan to evangelist in one incredible hour, you champion.
If you haven’t seen the gorgeous video for Woodkid’s “Iron” yet; get on it. Shit will enhance your life. promise: http://vimeo.com/21604065
Guys. You gotta VOTE for fucksake. If party leaders are uninspiring, focus on your local race. No apathy. No excuse.
RT @Mahban: >rds ^rds
Out dancing three nights in a row AND bought a massive drum today. My chakra is, like, throbbing right now.
An important consideration for many, @kingofgin! You’d sacrifice all friendship for music if you could keep romance? #ThoughtExperiment
Bully in the boudoir: http://t.co/dKuA1l0
MOVEBUSTERS: My imaginary ‘Ghostbusters’ style emergency service for dead dancefloors.
Know how if you hold a little dog over water its feet paddle reflexively? Steve is like that. Except it’s slow jams. And his pelvis.
It’s nice to see a lead guitarist solo with his tongue sticking out the corner of his mouth like a 4 year old with a crayon. #PSILoveYou
Hygienist: “You have the cleanest adult mouth I’ve EVER seen.” (This is because she has barely ever heard me speak.)
On behalf of bacne-induced paranoiacs everywhere: Thank you, Natalie Portman.
March 2011
10 posts
So apparently what distinguishes the Supreme Being from us Ordinary Beings is a lot of trembling and gibberish #FifthElement
Dropping in on RoboMom - now 100% more hip! - at Toronto Hillcrest Rehab.
Found it: True silence is the rest of the mind, and is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment. -Penn
RT @AdamSchwabe: Unbelievable video of buildings swaying during Japan’s 8.9 magnitude earthquake (as designed). http://t.co/8ntstL7 /via …
BANGARANG
RT @yorkattack: #FF Genies edition: @CBCEnt @TheGenieAwards @WilliamShatner
@RachelleLefevre @Strombo @JameyOrdolis
FUN FACT: everyone in the whole world is getting married.
Sunrise. Spring light. WE MADE IT
Mom’s going to be 50% more ‘hip’ today. Replacement #1 is underway at Mt. Sinai.
Chronic dreams of caged pets without food or water. Last night, dead fish and a gecko missing its feet. Something unseen needs nourishing.
RT @FakeAPStylebook: The plural of “pegasus” is unnecessary, since there’s no such thing as one, much less multiples, and maybe you shou …
February 2011
28 posts
Officially tapping out. See y’all at 5am.
Best vows evar! “in sickness and in health, in failure and in awesomeness…”
PS: @creweler totally caught the bouquet; lookout Darren *someone’s getting ideas*
RT @FATJEW: Dear cellphones, thanks for ruining pushing people into pools. Sincerely, Everyone
Soup-swarmed: 15 (or so) wonderful friends; 4 bubbling pots of stew. Shakers, guitar, drums and bells. Heart=warmed. @pantslakz
Red carpet diet & workout regimen plus14 hour workdays = I AM A MONSTER #Genies #HULKSMASH
RT @exclaimeditor: Just working on this year’s Oscar ballot. How the hell is Toy Story 3 an “adapted” screenplay? From what, the novel b …
SO YOU WON’T BE LONE-LAAYYYY [everybody now] http://youtu.be/VMYAEHE2GrM
RT @Knownhuman: I want to high five Juan Valdez so hard.
http://twitpic.com/41ndet
RT @thesulk: The poet Shelley’s middle name was Bysshe. As in, “Hey, Shelley! Nice poem you fucking Bysshe.”
RT @FATJEW: Haiku: Please don’t hold the door/ if i’m like 12 feet away / I HATE THAT WEIRD JOG
Sitting in my car waiting for the gym to open. This is thoroughly out of hand.
“Nooooooo! I was dancing up ON you. It is bad form to flee when one is being danced up ON.” (@denisepinto, I’m talkinaYOU.)
This is one of those days where my patron saint is Bonecrusher.
Canadian Winter Pro Tip: always wait until you’re out of bed to check the weather forecast.
My theme song today: Black Rob - Whoa http://bit.ly/da1FD0 I’m not even kidding
RT @denisepinto: Friendly reminder, folks: SUPERB OWL IS ON. http://bit.ly/g59XCm #whatbirdisbest
RT @SMMROFMGADTH: What is this band The Muslim Brotherhood I keep hearing about? Can they shred it the fukk up?
Loudvoice in the next pod: ” I A M T A L K I N G T O Y O U O N MY I - P H O N E F O U R .”